1. |
Uni Mate
01:28
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Lost your accent in the first week
An A star student, now you’re doing beak
Daddy’s paying your rent bills
While you’re getting fucked on Valium pills
Left a small town for bigger things
Granny said “Go and spread your wings”
Went UCL to do Biomed
Now your on it every night getting off your head
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
Took a gap year now you’re a hippy
Look at his insta man, isn’t it trippy?
Got scammed on a beach in Vietnam
Now you’re crying on the phone to your mam
You’re back again to do an art degree,
Wearing all black & your hair dyed green
You’ve got no talent, what’s your plan?
You can’t even draw a fuckkng stickman
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
It’s fuckin Uni Mate
(Fuckin Uni Mate)
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2. |
Meal Deal
03:01
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It’s the afternoon, and I’m Walking from the pub
I’m getting hungry and I’m after some grub
I look in my wallet, no notes just scrap
There’s fuck all there and I’m caught in a trap
All of a sudden, in the corner of my eye
I look right down, I see something shine
Am I dreaming - could it be?
There’s three gold coins staring right at me
I walk to Tesco’s to get my scran
I’m having a feast, no cheese and ham
I can’t decide what’s for me, All day brekkie or a BLT?
Chicken Caesar
Meat Feast Sub
Naked smoothie
Chilli Sensations
Finally I decide,
Triple stack of chicken and a tasty side
A sausage roll and a bottle of coke
I’m gonna treat myself cos I’m fuckin broke
Hoisin duck
Souther fried chicken
Red bull can
Flame grilled steak
How’s that for a fucking meal deal, son?
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3. |
Depop Dan
01:44
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Sells vintage Ralph and Nike air Max
No returns but he sends first class
He’s got some cons brand new with tags
Sold them off for a pack of fags
paid 20 quid for a bucket hat
Turned up at my door, smelling like his Cat
But it’s all calm, he’s my G
He left 5 star feedback for me
Depop Dan
He’s your man
For Knock Off Stussy
And worn out Vans
Depop Dan
He’s your man
For Knock Off Stussy
And worn out Vans
He always asks for money off
Give him a break, he’s trying to cop
“Are these dickies shorts for sale?”
“I’ll send em through the Royal Mail!”
Always puts his prices high
I DM him asking can I buy?
I Look at reviews, their full of hate
cos all his threads come from DH Gate!
Depop Dan
He’s your man
For Knock Off Stussy
And worn out Vans
Depop Dan
He’s your man
For Knock Off Stussy
And worn out Vans
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4. |
83
02:04
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The sun sets after a 12 hour shift
Car’s in the garage I’m not walking for shit
Fucking starving, I want my tea
Gonna have to catch the 83
Doors slide open, I step right on
“Sappening butt” says driver John
Grab a paper and sit right down
Me and the bograts fresh from town
Betty and Margret chatting in front
“Did you see that lamp on Bargain Hunt?”
Lee starts shouting, only got three teeth
“Cracking day I’ve had out in Neath”
Greggs pasty and a can of Bow
“Anybody got some bacco to roll?”
It’s getting lively, it’s starting to smell
“Sit down fucking now Chantelle!”
Bus is slowing down and I’m almost home
Just me and druggo Dave left on our own
He turned to me, he didn’t think twice
“Ave ya got any fucking spice?”
“Stop right here, that’s enough for me!”
Just a typical day on the 83
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5. |
Beer & Gear
03:49
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Friday night comes around
He’s gonna cause havoc up and down the town
Sick to death of fucking working all week
So it’s time for some stella and a line of beak
Grafting hard for fuck all pay
But beer and gear makes it all okay
Grafting hard for fuck all pay
But beer and gear makes it all okay
Saturday’s here and he’s rough as fuck,
His missus txt him saying that she thinks he’s a cunt,
But he don’t care, because all he needs,
Are 2 bags of Charlie and a good pub feed
Grafting hard for fuck all pay
But beer and gear makes it all okay
Grafting hard for fuck all pay
But beer and gear makes it all okay
Sunday morning and he’s
fucking smashed
Pocket full of baggies of the coke he bashed,
Lost all his bets and smashed his phone,
One last bump for the long walk home
Grafting hard for fuck all pay
But beer and gear makes it all okay
Grafting hard for fuck all pay
But beer and gear makes it all okay
Grafting hard for fuck all pay
But beer and gear makes it all okay
Grafting hard for fuck all pay
But beer and gear makes it all okay
Beer and gear makes it all okay
Beer and gear makes it all okay
Beer and gear makes it all okay
Beer and gear makes it all okay
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The Shunkos Port Talbot, UK
5-piece punk band from Port Talbot, Wales
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